By Joel, age 12

Who's who?

Mr. Tick ripped his office door off its hinges and threw at his window. The window shattered from the force of the door. Mr. Tick laughed, but it wasn't a Richard Tick laugh. No, it was an Edith Codd laugh. Suddenly Mr. Tick's new assistant, Misha came in. But it wasn't Misha's brain in Misha's body. It was Ambroses's. Then Misha's assistant, Ronda, came in. But it wasn't Ronda's brain in Ronda's body. It was William. Suddenly Edith leapt out of Mr. Tick's body and gave it an almighty punch in the head. Mr. Tick fell to the ground. But as he was falling his head collided with his favourite metal chair and his head began to bleed. Edith gave an almight laugh, picked up Mr. Tick's solitaire champion mug and bit it in half. Then she pickd up Mr. Tick's new, Eight thousand dollar computer and chucked it. It hit Ambrose, who

was still in Misha, and the force knocked Ambrose out of Misha. William stepped out of Ronda and watched as Edith picked up Mr. Tick's photo of himself playing solitaire and threw it out the window. She gave a girlish laugh. Suddenly, the computer floated again, but nobody was holding it. It threw itself at Edith. Edith turned just in time to see the computer thud her on the head. Her head flew off and green ectoplasm came out of her neck. She began to dissolve into the carpet so Ambrose and William followed her, un-aware of what had happened