Surname: Tick
First name: Alexander (also known as ‘Stick’)
Age: 11
Height: 1.3 metres
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde

Likes: School (especially science and history lessons); homework; collecting gags for his jokes database; sharing his vast knowledge with others.

Dislikes: Having his head flushed down the toilet by Gordon ‘The Gorilla’ Carver; being yelled at by his father, Mr Tick; being a bit small for his age.

Special skill: Storing endless facts in his huge cranium, especially anything to do with science or history.