Surname: Wharpley
First name: Reg
Age: 62
Height: 1.78 metres
Eyes: Blue
Hair: White. Or, more accurately, dirty yellow

Likes: Having a cup of tea and a nice sit down; his headquarters in the cellar; Elvis Presley; having more cups of tea and reading the paper; anything which involves a combination of relaxing and tea-drinking.

Dislikes: Unblocking toilets; cleaning sinks; fixing things; sweeping up; anything he’s asked to do by Mr Tick. Oh, and children of all ages.

Special skill: An uncanny ability to locate a teabag and a kettle wherever he is; escaping to his cellar at a moment’s notice.